Charlie Mac

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Brutally honest kids' books for adults.

These are currently preorders. Signed and unsigned direct orders through Rare Bird are currently scheduled to ship on or before March 31, 2026. Available in stores and on Amazon June 8, 2026.*

From viral comedian and cultural truth-teller Charlie Mac comes Kids' Book Series for Adults—laugh-out-loud stories that tells the truth about modern parenting, one unapologetic page at a time.

The series includes:

  1. Man, F*** Them Kids—A savage, hilarious look at the daily chaos of raising children.
  2. Lay Your A** Down and Shut the F*** Up—The ultimate bedtime survival guide for sleep-deprived adults.
  3. Because I Fuckin Said So—A cathartic exploration of discipline, authority, and parental breaking points.

Through deceptively sweet illustrations and brutally candid humor, Charlie Mac captures the emotional, physical, and psychological rollercoaster of parenting—where love, frustration, exhaustion, and profanity collide.

This is not a children’s series. It’s therapy for:

  • Parents

  • Teachers

  • Babysitters

  • Caregivers

  • Anyone who’s ever whispered, “I need a drink.”

Outrageous, relatable, and wildly giftable, the Charlie Mac Kids' Book Series For Adults is the perfect antidote to parenting burnout—and proof that laughter is sometimes the only thing keeping us sane.

*Subject to change without notice